Nixon 2012

I made Nixon2012.com just after I was laid off in order to keep my skills sharp and, frankly, to do something that felt useful. It is a satire website, but it is not satirizing Richard Nixon. It is satirizing America in general, and the modern conservative movement in particular.

Political affiliation is about disgust, and it is about metaphor, but it is also about stories (not to say that Lakoff and Haidt don’t talk about stories, but it’s not their main focus). These stories help us make sense of the world by providing answers for broad questions such as:

  1. What got us here?
  2. Where are we going?

Most liberal voters old enough to be political conscious at the time of Clinton seem to hold the belief that everything was awesome under Clinton and then everything went bad under Bush. They are probably moderately disappointed in Obama but optimistic for his second term. Still, they probably point towards victories in LGBT rights and the increased representation of women and non-whites in high levels of business as signs that our nation has been arcing towards justice, and think that if we repeal the Bush tax cuts we’ll be on the road to fiscal stability.

Conversely, most conservatives seem to believe in the same set of “facts,” but interpret them differently. They view LGBT rights as a sign of the end-times and think both Obama and Clinton’s policies are collectivist enough to make Leon Trotsky blush.

But the point that most political pundits – with the exception of Chris Hedges – miss entirely is that both of these stories are completely false. Richard Nixon was our last liberal president, and he was a Republican. Regardless of what you may believe about Nixon, the reality is that he created the EPA, withdrew from a major overseas war (we’ve got 2 right now), integrated schools, instituted affirmative action, and had serious plans at the time of his resignation to institute both guaranteed minimum income and universal healthcare. The top tax rates for personal income and capital gains were 77% and 36.5% respectively, versus 35% and 15% now. Nixon would currently be considered unelectable in either party, and Reagan would be a strong contender for the Democratic nomination.

I’m not really interested in spewing a partisan rant here. I’m just trying to get liberals to realize that they’re losing, and to get conservatives to realize that the nation has been heading demonstrably to the right. The golden era liberals are trying to reclaim was under Richard Nixon, not Clinton, and for conservatives it was under Herbert Hoover, not Reagan.

Game Jam at the MADE: 05May2012

Edit: Heavy Metal Princesses is online!

So, we’ve wrapped up the second total and first MONTHLY game jam at The MADE. The winning game of our “The Princess Saves the Day” theme was a co-op shoot-em-up by Jim, Lee, Louis, and Luther, the link to which I assume is forthcoming as soon as Jim gets around to writing a loader for it. They won a fabulous, signed-and-numbered Legend of Zelda print. I wasn’t going to give them anything, but then Brandon showed up and brought the awesome.

The turnout was impressive. Frankly, I expected about five people to show up in total – Dawn and her team, Brandon, and Jim – the set of people who RSVP’d as of about Monday, before I buried my head into serialization and lost track of the outside world. But we ended up with a total of about 20 people at various times – developers, artists, aspiring developers and enthusiasts alike. Most of the folks ended up working on their personal projects and networking, but then Luther started acting like a producer and people started treating him like one, and a game was born.

We’re going to try and make this a monthly event: the second Saturday of every month at the MADE. We will probably start a bit earlier and end a bit earlier so people have an opportunity to do other fun things on Saturday nights. Check back here or at the Bay Area Game Jammers group for more details. People seemed to like the prizes, so if you’d like to donate a prize, please drop me a line, otherwise people are just going to get watercolors goth girls and cosplayers, which is pretty much all I’m good for in terms of collectables.

Special thanks to the folks at the MADE for giving us space, internets and publicity, Mechamagizmo for the drinks and snacks, and Alex for the encouragement.